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CHATBACK COMEDY TONIGHT TUESDAY 25TH MAY!

0 comments Posted by Wealth and Inspiration Tuesday, May 25, 2010

 

MELBOURNE COMEDY FESTIVAL SPECIAL!!!

8pm

Tuesday 25th May 2010

The Parrot pub

1-9 Church Lane

Canterbury

CT1 2AG

 

The extraordinarily fun and fantabulous Melbourne International Comedy Festival is one of the THREE BIGGEST comedy festivals in the world, the other two being the Edinburgh Comedy Festival and the Montreal Just for Laughs Fest! This month Chatback Comedy are bringing you The Best of the Fest, featuring extracts from three of the top shows at this year’s festival.

 

JAMES DOWDESWELL 
in his Melbourne Comedy Festival 2010 show:
MY GRANDAD WAS A CLOWN AND THOSE ARE BIG SHOES TO FILL

Credits include:
Count F*ckula in 'Extras' (BBC)
The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy Channel)
Edinburgh and Beyond (Paramount Comedy Channel)

****The List
****Three Weeks
**** Chortle
'Intelligent and inventive' The List
'like Eminem rapping Shakespeare' Venue Magazine
'lean, well-written comedy' Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard
'feel good comedy with a capital F' Three Weeks
'It is a genuine pleasure to be in the company of this master gag smith for an hour, an experience that few should really pass up." Chortle

SARAH BENNETTO 
in her Melbourne Comedy Festival 2010 show:
THE KING & I

Credits Include:
Take the Mic (ITV)
Edinburgh Fringe (2002 & 2003 & 2005 & 2007) and Melbourne Comedy Festival and End of the Road Festival (2006-09)
Host, Co-Presenter & Peformer: (Sky's Soundtrack Channel), Laugh Radio (Australia). Stephen Merchant's BBC 6 Music show (BBC 6 Music), Live segments with Christian O'Connell (London's Xfm), Festival FM, Vox Radio
Narrator and Creator: Experimental comedy collective 'Storyteller's Club'

**** The Age
**** Three Weeks
"Feisty" -Time Out, London
"A storyteller par excellence." Time Out, London
"Sarah Bennetto is a winner. And now she can add a corker of a comedy festival show to her list." The Groggy Squirrel 
"Effervescent, confident and well-structured stand-up." The Age
"she is such a skillful raconteur, not only coaxing big laughs but also those moments of poignancy and inspiration to which so many performers don't even get close." ThreeWeeks (UK)
"But the undeniable star of the show is the scintillating storyteller who is our hostess, narrator and raconteur, Sarah Bennetto." Broadway Baby
"Her amusing anecdotes highlighted the importance of locking toilet doors, and why quiche and misogyny are inextricably linked." Three Weeks

YIANNI AGISILAOU
in his Melbourne Comedy Show: 
96 AND ONE HALF THINGS THAT @#$% ME OFF

Credits include:
The World Stands Up (Paramount Comedy Channel)
Grand Finalist- Take the Mic - (ITV)
Raw Comedy Grand Final (ABC TV, AUS)
End of the Road Music Festival, Salisbury – 2006-07, 2009
Leeds Music Festival 2005-07
Reading Music Festival 2005-06, 2008
Four one man comedy shows at the Edinburgh Comedy Fringe Festival 2006-09


**** Chortle (for MP3Some- Edinburgh Festival 2009)
'A sparklingly intelligent and very funny man' Chortle
'Smart, pacy and above all very very funny' Chortle
'An accomplished and charming performance' Three Weeks

‘Sharp Social Commentary' Chortle
'The most memorable act' Comedy Down Under.com
'the best comedy writing that clarifies and crystallises your own views' Chortle

 

 

 

lucy@chatbackcomedy.com

www.chatbackcomedy.com

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My New Presentation

0 comments Posted by Wealth and Inspiration Saturday, May 22, 2010

I just heard about this and wanted to fill you in
immediately.

THREE of the UK's leading property investors have


teamed up to create what is probably the most
comprehensive, advanced resource on Property Options in
the world.

It really is OPTIONS GOLD!

And best of all...

-------------------------------
IT'S COMPLETELY FREE!
-------------------------------

Get it here now:

https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard

 


Of course, there's every chance there will be some kind
of course for sale at some stage, and that's probably
why they're giving some of the best information

available on Lease Options for NOTHING, but I say take
advantage of the free stuff while you can!

You can always unsubscribe later If you want :-)

For each of the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays
https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard       ,

you'll find out:

- When exactly to use each one

- How to source deals without the need for a deposit,
mortgage or any kind of credit check

- How to find tenants/buyers FAST - so you can get
immediate positive cashflow

- ...And they've even included example "Heads of Terms"
for each strategy drawn up by a legal expert.

It really doesn't get any better than this!

-------------------------------------
Go here for your free copy right now:

  https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
------------------------------
--------

Best Regards,

Barry

P.S. I'm reliably informed the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays
https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
will only be available until the end of this week, so I


suggest you get it now while you can!         

 


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I just heard about this and wanted to fill you in
immediately.

THREE of the UK's leading property investors have


teamed up to create what is probably the most
comprehensive, advanced resource on Property Options in
the world.

It really is OPTIONS GOLD!

And best of all...

-------------------------------
IT'S COMPLETELY FREE!
-------------------------------

Get it here now:

https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard

 


Of course, there's every chance there will be some kind
of course for sale at some stage, and that's probably
why they're giving some of the best information

available on Lease Options for NOTHING, but I say take
advantage of the free stuff while you can!

You can always unsubscribe later If you want :-)

For each of the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays
https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard       ,

you'll find out:

- When exactly to use each one

- How to source deals without the need for a deposit,
mortgage or any kind of credit check

- How to find tenants/buyers FAST - so you can get
immediate positive cashflow

- ...And they've even included example "Heads of Terms"
for each strategy drawn up by a legal expert.

It really doesn't get any better than this!

-------------------------------------
Go here for your free copy right now:

  https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
------------------------------
--------

Best Regards,

Barry

P.S. I'm reliably informed the 5 Lease Option PowerPlays
https://bluetree.infusionsoft.com/go/lops/bard
will only be available until the end of this week, so I


suggest you get it now while you can!         

 

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I don't know if these are true but who cares!

0 comments Posted by Wealth and Inspiration Wednesday, May 19, 2010

 

These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow
 
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
 
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.

3. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status:- Alive, but without my permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert, but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.

19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

26. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities

27. When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

28. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of fuel and crashed.

29. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

30. She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.

31. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Smith, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

32. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

33. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.

STAY AWAY FROM HOSPITAL!!

 


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Tue May 11 @ Waterstone's: Networking *Special* | Full Agenda

0 comments Posted by Wealth and Inspiration Monday, May 10, 2010



 
  London's No1 Monthly Property Event for Property Investors and Professionals
 
LPN pic

Hi Barry
 
Would you like to join 100+ property investors and professionals at Waterstone's in Piccadilly for London's largest property networking event?
 
On Tuesday, May 11th the London Property Network will be hosting a property networking 'special' on the 5th floor of Waterstone's in Piccaddilly. The event will feature 3 fully structured, 'speed networking' sessions throughout the evening allowing you to concentrate on networking and making the right connections that you're looking for.   
 
Additionally, the event will feature our new Landlords Clinic where you can recieve FREE legal, Finance and Lettings advice. 
 
The agenda for the event is as follows with full details below.
6:00pm - 6:30pm | Registration & Networking

6:00pm - 9:00pm | Landlord Clinic - Free Legal, Financial and Lettings advise 

6:30pm - 7:15pm | *Speed Networking 1*

7:30pm - 8:15pm | *Speed Networking 2* 
8:30pm - 9:15pm | *Speed Networking 3*
9:00pm - Close | Drinks and social networking
 
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property networker

Reena MalraSpeed Networking              
     - Boost your industry network
     - Meet Joint Venture partners
     - Make valuable new connections
 
7 Warm-up excersises before Speed Networking    
 
Vast experience tells us the majority of people get themselves 'into a right state' when having to face a room full of strangers, that's human nature. It doesn't matter whether it's a business or social event (just remember the last family event!)

Like every activity in life a bit of preparation and planning is vital. Instead of getting in a right state, get yourself into the right state with these thoughts, which we have found work well.

WARM UP MENTAL EXERCISES

1. I am about to give up 3 precious hours, unpaid, so I am going to get the most out of it - I will enjoy this LPN speed networking event and have some real fun.

2. I am clear about my own special skills and what I can offer to other property investors - I will remember that I am here to offer my skills to others and not to sell them a product or service. Remember to tell the other person clearly what you can do for them.

3. I will work hard at clearly introducing myself to the person I'm talking with during Speed Networking.  I have a minute to describe my skill set and need to make that an attractive pitch - it could result in a life changing joint venture.

4. Get myself in the right state. ...not "in a right state". Aim to be calm and confident, with my focus on 2 or at most 3 specific points.

5. Everyone here wants to network, that's the reason for the event . They want to meet me just as much as I want to meet them. The chances of rejection are tiny.

6. I'm a decent and likeable person; I believe in myself and, in my area, I have much knowledge and expertise.

 

7. There will be the odd rude or difficult person here...let's just get away from them as soon as possible (a minute is not very long, is it ?)  Just let's focus on the 99.9% of pleasant and welcoming people.

Enjoy it all and above all be yourself - your integrity will shine forth and speak volumes

Paypal logo
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 'NEW Landlord Clinic!' tools 
Get FREE Legal, Financial and Lettings Advice in our new Landlord Clinic!
 
Get your Legal, Financial and Lettings Questions Answered All Under One Roof in Our NEW 'Landlord Clinic' Hosted by a Team of Professionals Who Will Be On Hand at the Event To Give You Free and Confidential 1-to-1 Advice.
   
mortgage picturePROPERTY FINANCE ADVICE | James Ball & Barry Danser
James Ball is an independent mortgage advisor experienced in buy-to-let, residential and commercial finance. jball@lannercapital.co.uk 
 
Barry Danser is an experienced finance provider having helped numerous landlords and property investors over the years with various financial solutions including an innovative rental guarantee system for landlords. Contact: info@barrydanser.com www.barrydanser.com 
 
landlord logoLETTINGS ADVICE | Sam Collett  (Gorgeous Homes)
Sam is the founder and director of an online property portal for private landlords, and Gorgeous Homes, a high street property management agency as well as a regular magazine columnist. Sam is also a successful property investor and landlord having amassed a nationwide multi-million pound portfolio including HMOs, planning developments and conversions.  Contact: sam@virtualletz.com | tel: 01782 810221
 
scales of justiceLEGAL ADVICE | Legal experts Jaggards will be on hand to provide expert advice and guidance on all aspects of conveyancing. www.jaggards.co.uk 01733 557 777
 

Paypal logo                        ■ SECURE YOUR PLACE NOW ■ 
 
                             http://londonpropertynetwork.eventbrite.com      
 
The Essentials...

TIMES 

6:00pm - 9:45pm However, you can arrive after 6:00pm if you wish.

 
THE VENUE
The Champagne Lounge, 5th Floor [turn left out of the lifts], The Waterstones Building, 203-205 Piccadilly, London W1J 9HU

MAP

 
PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Piccadilly CircusTube [Exit 3, Marked 'PICCADILLY, southside']
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PARKING
Metered parking is available at the rear of Piccadilly on and around Jermyn Street and the nearest car park is Masterpark on Whitcomb Street WC2H 7DT

DRESS CODE
There is no dress code as such. Guests are welcome in either smart casual ware or suits. Both are encouraged.

THE CHAMPAGNE LOUNGE

The event is held in Waterstone's new 5th floor Champagne Lounge which has a cash bar serving wine, beer, spirits, coffees and soft drinks.

 
PRE-EVENT FOOD, DRINK AND BUSINESS MEETING BOOKINGS

Guests are invited to book a table for a pre-event meal, light snack or business meeting at Digby & Trouts acclaimed 5th View restaurant which is connected to the champagne lounge and features skyline views accross London's West End. View the menu here http://www.5thview.co.uk/featuredetail.aspx?id=565686 and reserve a table on 020 7581 2433.

 
ENTRY
The London Property Network remains non-profit with entrance at a nominal £15+ bf in advance [or £20 on the door].

QUESTIONS/SUGGESTIONS
Tony | 07916 243 074 | Tony@TheLondonPropertyNetwork.Org.Uk                           
 
 
                   
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 IN THE SPOTLIGHT... 

 
Last months guest host Marsha Wright
 

Marsha is a successful business owner and serial-entrepreneur with interests in publishing, media, software, business services, consultancy, training and property. She's known as a speaker, mentor, presenter of business
and property programmes and an author.

She also comments on business trends and strategies to increase revenue.

Marsha has mentored over 600 business owners and investors to discover how to become successful, build portfolios in business & property, and increase their income.

Her inspiring and charismatic attitude has been seen in both TV and print media on BBC1, RTE Television, The Independent, Evening Standard and numerous other local and national press while on the speaking circuit

 
 
      
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JOIN THE TEAM!  | BE PART OF THE UK's FASTEST GROWING PROPERTY EVENT

Join London's leading monthly property event!

In the space of a few short months, the London Property Network has become the largest monthly property event in London and the fastest growing property event in the UK. This has created a number of opportunities for which you are invited to join us for.

For all enquiries, please email thelondonpropertynetwork@hotmail.com

 
Co-hosts
Yes, we're looking for guest co-hosts to 'MC' at our events. If you would like to co-host one event, please get in touch!
 

Conveyancer

Raise your profile, find new clients and showcase our expertise at our 'Landlord Clinic' the new feature at London's largest monthly property event.

 

Photographer

Talented at photography? Become the resident photographer and gain free entry to the event, meet 100+ investors each month and shoot some of the UK's leading property experts at London's largest monthly property event.

 

Internet marketing partners

Unrivalled rewards for marketing partners. Call Tony on 07916 243 074

 

Do you have a property service or event?

Do you have a property service or event that would be of interest to fellow members? Contact us now to find out how we can help showcase your brand to a key targeted audiance. 07916 243 074

 

Event crew

Interested in property investment and available one evening per month? Position yourself right in the heart of property networking and meet 100+ property investors, professionals for FREE every month.  

 

Event Managers x 2

Would you be suited to manage London's largest monthly property event, manage a team and liaise with some of the UK's leading property experts? If the answer is 'yes', make contact now - we're looking for you!  


Please call Tony on 07916 243 074

property networker

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Blog Bio for Barry Danser and Wake Up and Breathe

0 comments Posted by Wealth and Inspiration Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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Barry has been in business for as long as he can remember – from his early days working for a kinky leatherwear manufacturer (they made the original leather cat suit for Emma Peel in the Avengers!), through travelling the world with a Japanese corporation, to running his own businesses.

 

After a ‘series of unfortunate events’ Barry realised that there is more to life than work, work and more work and he began to see a pattern emerging where the need to keep up with the ever increasing speed of business due to the internet and mobile phones has caused a massive imbalance between work and lifestyle – especially in the area of health, fitness and wellbeing.

 

Barry was a very fit young man.  He was a regular gym user, a cyclist and ran a couple of marathons, but as time went by an ever increasing workload and a growing family ate into his leisure time.  The gym membership lapsed and the bike went rusty in the shed.

 

But fate took a hand.  In his late thirties Barry was involved in a car accident resulting in severe whiplash (which curtailed even the little exercise he was still doing).

He took up Tai Chi to help his neck.  It worked brilliantly, so well in fact that as well as his newly discovered passion for Tai Chi, he rejoined the gym.

 

Unfortunately what he didn’t change though was his workaholic lifestyle and in his early forties Barry had a heart attack.

 

This time Barry understood that his way of life and of exercise too had to change.  He gradually regained fitness through Tai Chi and Chi Gung and learnt to curtail his workaholic tendencies.  Barry now has over 25 years of Tai Chi training in the UK and Taiwan under his belt and is a qualified instructor. 

 

Through working with recovering cardiac patients, on cruise ships and with classes he has developed his own unique exercise system which can be done in just Five Minutes a Day by even the busiest executive – it can even be done at a desk!

 

Barry is now dedicated to helping people to realise their potential by maintaining a reasonable level of fitness in a balanced lifestyle.  He believes that by harnessing the power of Chi Gung (standing meditation/exercise) he can show you how to achieve more without compromising your wellbeing.

 

For more information on Barry’s unique system visit http:// www.WakeUpandBreathe.com

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